One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she would read a quote and the first student to correctly identify who said it would earn the rest of the day off.

She started with "This was England’s finest hour." Little Suzy instantly jumped up and said,
" Winston Churchill."

"Congratulations," said the teacher. "You may go home, Susan."

The teacher then said, "Ask not what your country can do for you..."

Before she could finish this quote, Little Mary belts out, "John F. Kennedy."

"Very good, Mary," says the teacher. "You may go."

Irritated that he has missed two golden opportunities, Little Johnny said, "I wish those damn girls would just shut up."