POISON

A man went to his Rabbi and told the Rabbi that he thought his wife was
trying to poison him.

The Rabbi said, "Don't worry.  I'll go to your house tomorrow, spend the
day with your wife, and then I'll know if she is trying to poison you.

Sure enough, the Rabbi spent the next day with the man's wife and the
day after that the man went back to the Rabbi and asked, "Well?"

The Rabbi responded, "Take the poison."

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