ONE LINERS

Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?

Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...

43.3% of statistics are meaningless!

It said 'Insert disk #3', but only two will fit.

Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

Just fill out one simple form to win a Tax Audit!

If you think talk is cheap, try hiring a lawyer.

Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!

The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.

Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.

Nothing's impossible for those who don't have to do it.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

         Return to Title (Front) Page  or to select a different category of humor
          Click here  to read more jokes in this category