MORNING COFFEE

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.  The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest.  When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, the people call him 'Your Grace'."

This third Catholic crone says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."

Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle,   "Well...?"

And she said "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2" hard bodied stripper.
When he walks into a room,people say, "Oh, my God...."

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