KINDERGARTEN CLASS

One day at kindergarten, the teacher says to theclass of  five-year-olds,
"I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous
man  who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "Please miss, it was St. Patrick."

The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy  put his hand up and said, "Please miss, it was St.
Andrew." The teacher replied,  "I'm sorry Hamish, that's not right either.

" Finally, a Jewish boy raised his  hand and said, "Please miss, it was
Jesus Christ." The teacher said,  "That's absolutely right Hymie, come up here
and I'll give you your $2."
As the teacher was giving Hymie his money, she said "You know Hymie,  you
being Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.

Hymie replied,   "I know Miss Jones, in my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business."

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