ICE FISHING
A not-so-bright guy wanted to go ice fishing. He'd seen many books on the subject, and
finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, he made for the
nearest frozen lake. After positioning his comfy footstool, he started to make a circular
cut in the ice.
Suddenly ---from the sky--- a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Startled, the Texan moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino,
began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
The guy, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up his
stool, and tried again to cut his hole. The voice came once more:
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
He stopped, looked skyward, and said, " Is that you LORD?"
The voice replied, "No, I am the Manager of this Ice-Arena!" '
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