Fishing
A married couple went on vacation to a fishing resort near a national park.
The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a
short nap.
While he was sleeping, the wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with
the lake.
She rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her book.
Along comes the Park Ranger in his boat. He pulls up alongside and says, "Good
morning, Ma'am.
What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, thinking to herself, "Is this guy blind or
what?"
"You are in a NO FISHING area", he informs her.
"But Officer, I'm NOT fishing, can't you see that?"
"But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to take you in and charge
you."
"If you do that, I will charge you with rape," snaps the irate woman.
"I didn't even touch you," grouses the ranger.
"Yes, that's true, but you have all the equipment .
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