Differences on the Job

The family picture is on His desk - Ah, a solid, responsible family man

The family picture is on Her desk - Um, her family will come before her career

His desk is cluttered - He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man

Her desk is cluttered - She's obviously a disorganized scatterbrain

He is talking with his coworkers - He must be discussing the latest deal

She is talking with her coworkers -She must be gossiping

He's not in the office - He's meeting customer

She's not in the office - She must be out shopping

He's having lunch with the boss - He's on his way up

She's having lunch with the boss - They must be having an affair

The boss criticized Him - He'll improve his performance

The boss criticized Her - She'll be very upset

He got an unfair deal - Did he get angry?

She got an unfair deal - Did she cry?

He's getting married - He'll get more settled

She's getting married - She'll get pregnant and leave

He's having a baby - He'll need a raise

She's having a baby - She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits

He's going on a business trip - It's good for his career

She's going on a business trip - What does her husband say?

He's leaving for a better job - He knows how to recognize a good opportunity

She's leaving for a better job  - Women are not dependable!

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