A guy in Paris almost got away with stealing several priceless paintings from the Louvre.
He got past security and out of the building undetected, only to be captured on a street nearby where his van had run out of gas.
Asked how he could pull off such an elaborate crime while overlooking something so simple, he replied, "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
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