Bill Clinton was dismayed by the errors being made by the CIA and the FBI.

He called in the directors and asked, "How come Israel knows things we don't
know?  How come the Jews here in the US know things we don't know?"

Louis Freeh, the FBI director, called in Moe Katz, an undercover agent, and
he told Clinton, "We have a code.  We ask 'Vos tutzach?'--What's happening?
and we share information"

Clinton orders a Chassidic disguise.  He puts on a caftan and shtreimel, a
beard with payess and scuffed black shoes.  They secretly fly him into
McGuire AFB in New Jersey on a Stealth Fighter.  They then smuggle him in an
old dented station wagon with an elderly Hassidic driver to Boro Park in
Brooklyn, where he is dropped off on a corner.

Clinton approaches a man dressed similarly and asks, "Vos tutzach?"

"Shhhh", the man replies.  "Bill Clinton is in Brooklyn."

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