BLONDES FIGHT BACK...AT LAST

1. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch ?

    A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

2. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette ?

    Brown-bagging it.

3. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure ?

    No one else wants it.

4. Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners ?

    So brunettes can remember them.

5. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes ?

    Invisible.

6. What is the difference between a brunette and garbage ?

    Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.

7. What's a brunette's mating call ?

    " Has the blonde left yet ? "

8. What did the brunette say after having sex ?

    " Are you guys all on the same team ? "

9. Why don't brunettes make good cattle ranchers ?

    Because they can't keep their calves together.

10. What do you do if a brunette throws a hand grenade at you ?

    Pull the pin and throw it back at her.

11. What goes screech-vroom, screech-vroom ?

    That's a brunette driving through a flashing red light.

12. What's the difference between a brunette and a 747 jet ?

    Some men have never been in a 747.

13. How does a brunette turn on the light after sex ?

    She opens the car door.

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