Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Arkansas State Lottery?
The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.

What do a Divorce in Arkansas, a Tornado in Kansas and a Hurricane in Florida have in Common?
Somebody’s fixin’ to lose them a house trailer.

Why do folks from Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
17 and under not admitted.

What do you get when you have 32 Arkansans in the same room?
A full set of teeth.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Arkansas?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Did you hear that the governor’s mansion in Arkansas burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.

A new law was recently passed in Arkansas: when a couple gets a divorce,
they’re still brother and sister.

Two Arkansans are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack.
When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what’cha got in th’ bag?"
"Jus’ some chickens." "If I guess how many there are, can I have one?" "I’ll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm......, five?"

An Arkansan came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted,
"Hurry over here. My house is on fire!" "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Say, don’t you still have those big red trucks?"

The Arkansan and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car.
"Want to go in the back seat?" she asked.
"No," he replied.
A few minutes later she asked, "Now do you want to get in the back seat?"
"No," he said again, "I wanna stay here in the front seat with you."

An Arkansan hitchhiker was picked up by a guy in a big Lincoln Continental.
The Arkansan noticed a bunch of golf tees on the front seat and asked, "What are those things for?"
The driver said, "They’re to hold my balls while I drive."
"Boy," exclaimed the Arkansan, "these Lincoln Continentals have everything, don’t they?"