THE ANDROMEDAN

A man is walking down the street when a beautiful woman appears out of nowhere right in front of him.  Completely nude with green skin. Stunned, the man starts to speak with her.
"Excuse me, but I'm amazed that you just popped out of thin air.   How did you do that?"
"Oh" says the woman, "I'm from Andromeda, in what you call 'Outer   Space.'"
"Andromeda?" says the man.   "I can't believe it.   Do all the women on Andromeda have green skin like you?"
"Yes.   Everyone is green on Andromeda" replies the woman.
The man continues to stare and speak.  "Excuse me for asking, but I can't help but notice that you have 12 toes on each foot. Here on Earth we all have five toes on each foot.  Do all Andromedans have 12 toes on each foot?"
"Yes" replies the woman.  "Everyone on Andromeda has 12 toes on each foot."
"And forgive me for saying, but it's hard not to notice that you have three breasts.    All Earthwomen have only two breasts. Do all Andromedans have three breasts?"
"Yes" replies the woman.  "Everyone on Andromeda has three breasts."
"Please, may I ask you one more question?" the man states.
"Sure" replies the woman.
"I also can't help notice that on each of your hands you have seven fingers and on each finger you have a large diamond.  Here on Earth diamonds are very rare and valuable.   Do all the Andromedan women have diamonds on their fingers?"
"Well," the woman answers, "...not the goyim."

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