YOU’RE PREGNANT

A mother took her sixteen year old dayghter to the doctor. The doctor greeted them in the examination room and asked what the problem was.

The mother replied, "It’s my daughter, Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on some weight, and she is sick every morning."

The doctor arched an eyebrow at all of this, then proceeded to give Darla a complete physical. After concluding his examination of Darla, the doctor turned to the mother and said, "Well, I don’t know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant—about four months pregnant would be my guess."

The mother recoiled in surprise and then cried, "Pregnant. That’s impossible. She’s never even been left alone with a man—have you, Darla?

Darla replied immediately, "Of course not! I’ve never even kissed a man."

At this, the doctor walked to the window aWnd stared outside. About five minutes passed without any further comment from the doctor. At last, the mother asked, "Is there something wrong out there, doctor?"