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              FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

 A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. 

"Behave, my bubaleh!" she says.

 "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" 

 "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." 

 "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" 

 At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. 

 "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" 

 The boy answers, "I learned that my name is David." 

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